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10 Most Hilarious Stand-Up Specials You Can Watch On Netflix

Bored and alone on a Saturday night? Well, if you got Netflix then changing your mood is a piece of cake – you’d still be lonely though but at least you’ll be smiling and I think that’s a win! So, anyway, as I was saying if you’ve got nothing to do on a Saturday night then its best that you watch some of the best stand-up comedy specials on Netflix to brighten up your mood. Here’s a list of top 10 comedy specials that you can watch on Netflix whenever you feel like turning your frown upside down.

1- Richard Pryor: Live On The Sunset Strip
In this special, Richard Pryor talks about every topic – even his drug-related problems and personal fallouts during his life.

2- George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing
George Carlin – Yes the person who needs no introduction – takes the stage in NYC as he talks about everything from technology to elections in his yet another epic performance.

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Importance of Delivery in Stand-up Comedy

Delivery is likely the most neglected part of stand-up comedy. It relates to how you convey your jokes. This could mean pronunciations, volume of voice, kind of enthusiastic support, physical development, and/or the utilization of props or musical instruments.

As a gage to how essential it seems to be, envision how viable Sam Kinison’s demonstration would had been had he conveyed his material in a quieter tone? On the other hand take a glance at Mitch Hedberg’s performance. His written work was verifiably splendid. Yet a great part of the request originated from his Dylanesque voice pronunciations. Imagine how compelling his jokes would had been had they been conveyed in say Joan River’s voice?

Notwithstanding conveyance’s significance, it’s a difficult angle to create. Since any conveyance or style that does not appear like a characteristic expansion of yourself will appear to be...

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Funniest of All Steve Martin Jokes

  1. There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I’m talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

  2. You can’t make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

  3. I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.

  4. I saw the movie, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they’re crouching and hidden.

  5. Some people have a way with words, and other people… oh, uh, not have way.

  6. If you’re studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

  7. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

  8. She is nearing...

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9 Times Chris Rock Proved Who is the Boss

  1. A bunch of girls say, “You don’t need no man to help you raise no child” … shut the fuck up with the bullshit! Yeah, you could do it without a man, but that don’t mean it’s to be done! Shit, you can drive a car with your feet if you want to, that don’t make it a good fucking idea!

  2. When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it’s natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it’s natural causes. ‘Cause if you was younger, you’d have got out the way!

  3. Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn’t have any innocent bystanders.

  4. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three...

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Matching the talent with the Stand-up Comedy Shows

What is the best sort of entertainer to perform at an occasion? It is going to have any kind of effect as to the gathering of people. If stand-up comedy is the sought type of change then there is a decent mixed bag to choose from. Superstars who perform stand-up routines may be the individuals who don’t accompany jokes but who draw from genuine encounters. Others will have jokes but have the capacity to pull from the gathering of people and connect with them all the while. Many are so witty and that they have people holding their stomachs from so much laughter.
Regardless of what is craved there is a comic to reply to any need. Some will be extraordinary for school group while others are better for a comedy club setting. There are the main events who perform for a musical performance. If the individual accountable for discovering these stand-up comedy entertainers has a difficult time...

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The fear and art of stand-up comedy

Ever been to see a stand-up comedy show and had a hurt belly after? Everyone required some investment to consider what goes into standing on a stage without anyone else’s input with the sole intend to make individuals laugh? Ever thought it would be the scariest thing anybody could do? Ever thought you need to have a go?

Most art types of a great produce something that seems smooth and simple. Stand-up comedy is the same. Every single awesome artist make things look simple, but like the colossal painters, the truth is the entertainer/comedienne will have taken very much an interior trip to get themselves on to the stage and get their mouths to open.

But then what is life if it’s not to attempt things that terrify us to such an extent. What’s the most exceedingly awful thing that can happen?
Numerous people have that rundown. You know the one where you list every one of the things...

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7 Times Aries Spears Proved He Was the Best

  1. Because it’s uncensored cable, I think we’ll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn’t been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

  2. Fellas, you have to stop letting women put all this pressure on us. Talking about, “I didn’t come”. “Bitch, I did. What’s wrong with your shit?” I tell a woman before we even get started, “Look, team bus leaves in two minutes and eight seconds. I’ma scream your name twice and I’ma scratch you off the clipboard. You better hurry the fuck up.

  3. Obama had all the right ingredients that came together at the right time. He’s tall, good-looking, articulate, highly intelligent, smooth under pressure, charismatic. And most importantly, the right shade. He made white people feel comfortable. Because y’all know if that nigga was Bernie Mac black or precious purple, he wouldn’t have won. He’s like coffee with cream, it goes down easy.

  4. Ladies Commit...

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Jokes that Every School Going Person Can Relate to

• A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”

• An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

• A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

• Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”
Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

• Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

• Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an “A” in lunch.

• A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over...

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Jokes That All the Foodies Can Relate

• A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!

• You’ve got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

• An Italian mother says, "If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill myself.”

• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

• A disciple went to his master and said, “I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end.” His master said, “Here, have some chewing gum.”

• I went...

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Some Young Comedians You Need to Know About

Since I was a child, I have dependably been an aficionado of stand-up comedy. In the 70’s, it was Steve Martin, Bill Cosby and George Carlin. In the 80’s, it was Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison, Robin Williams and Andrew Dice Clay. By the 90’s, I was mature enough to venture out from Cincinnati to Hollywood and visit the world renowned Comedy Store. Here, I could see legends and up-and-comers perform live in a little, personal room. Also, by and large, I had the capacity rub elbows with them a short time later on the yard. At this very moment devotee of comedy and admirer of stand-up comedians, this was paradise.
With the coming of the web, and particularly YouTube, anybody can now watch a huge number of hours of stand-up comedy, from the classics to the most up to date, freshest entertainers on the scene. I’ve turn out to be particularly enamored with a modest bunch of advanced comedians who...

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