Funniest of All Steve Martin Jokes
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I’m talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
You can’t make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.
I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.
I saw the movie, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they’re crouching and hidden.
Some people have a way with words, and other people… oh, uh, not have way.
If you’re studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
She is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.
You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies - all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
It’s almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed
You know when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
The banjo is such a happy instrument - you can’t play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.
It is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.
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