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Notorious Jokes On Celebrities That Will Make You Laugh

• Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.

• I don’t really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.

• Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa’s costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, “I’m a bee, I’m a bee, I’m a I’m a I’m a bee!”
• How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.

• Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

• Q: What’s the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

• Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.

• Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

• It’s a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for...

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Hilarious Jokes About Holidays that Can Make Your Own a Memorable One

• A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: “Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas.” Santa writes back, “Dear Timmy send me me your mommy.”

• Why isn’t the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he’s already stuffed!

• A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house’s doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. “Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?” she asked. The boy replied, “Under my buckin’ hat.”

• A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, “What present are my sister and I going to get?” The dad answers, “I got you guys an iPad and iPod.” “Wow, thanks,” the son replies, “What will you give mom?” The dad says, “Your mom is getting an iRon.”

• What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!

• Why are women’s breasts like a train...

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Learning to Make English Jokes in Stand up Comedy

Telling jokes is the best way to have fun and also to entertain people around you. A person with a good sense of humor is likeable by all and is a pleasure to be around. If you are one of those very few who can make people laugh, you are gifted for sure. Not many people have the ability to switch the moods of others and to make them laugh and if you possess this rare ability, make good use of it.
English is the official language of the world and thus maybe the most commonly used and understood language. So in order to make people understand your wit and humor, you must know simple English at least. In case you already are a proficient English speaker, learning to joke in English will deepen your understanding of the language and will make you more proficient. Moreover, your communication skills will also improve greatly.
In our article today, we will give out a few instructions for...

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Using Puns Efficiently

And very clever part of our language is puns. Layered with multiple meanings, puns are an age old comedic gadget that is mostly not recognized by people. You need to have a clever and quick mind to track and understand puns and the meanings behind them. So here we have some steps for you to follow if you want to use puns in your conversation, more efficiently.

Get more familiar with the art of being “punny ”. The word punny itself is comical. It is an amalgamation of the words “joke” and “interesting”, so punny means to be more interesting with the help of puns.

It is very important for you to know what a pun is and the small difference between an ordinary joke and a pun. The literal and comprehensive definition of pun is; the diverting utilization of a saying or expression to stress or recommend its distinctive implications or applications, or the utilization of words that are...

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How to Entertain Children

As the world has entered into a more high tech and developed era, the new generation of coming times is also cleverer and more shrewd than the previous ones. Children of latest times are brilliant and loaded with an ability to think. They want to laugh and get entertained just like any elderly person. Even at a very young age, babies want to get entertained by their parents, siblings or other relatives as they want to smile and giggle.

Children are very easy to entertain. They are free from the worries of the world and carefree so it’s easier to make them laugh on even the slightest joke. Children enjoy the most straightforward and simple jokes as well so it is not difficult to make them laugh.

The most easy way to crack a joke with a child is to be simple a decent related the [jokes](www.laughfactory.com) with their everyday life. For example, you can cracks jokes about their school...

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Best Family Jokes to Enjoy with Family

While all your friends, accomplices and partners may leave you, it is your family whose love and affection for you remains undeterred. You Whenever you are having a difficult time, your family members will come out of their comfort zones to support and help you come out of the situation.

We often enjoy light and humorous moments with our family. Here are few family jokes I came across on the internet and thought of sharing.

1. A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

2. Wife: “I look fat. Can...

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Humorous National Jokes

Being patriotic is the a built-in characteristic of every human on the planet Earth. We tend to love the country where we were born. Small flocks of people build up nations and those nations have some collective traits that create their identity. With those traits come few stereotypes. Certain habits and behaviors are linked to those nations and other nations make fun of them.

I went through the internet to find out some really good jokes that are made on various nations. Here are some of the funniest ones.

1. A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

2. Mexico doesn’t win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

3. Q: What’s the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.

4. China, Russia, and...

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Funniest Food Jokes for Foodies

Often do we see on internet the memes regarding the love of people for food. Apart from being necessity, food is more a luxury. Food is something everyone loves and one way or the other, everyone of us is a foodie,

I recently read few jokes regarding food and felt like sharing with all of you.

1. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases...

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Most Entertaining Office Jokes

A very common perception of offices is that they are boring and the atmosphere is usually professional and dull. But there are exceptions when offices become a home and employees enjoy working there. The environment of offices has to be friendly and open so that people work under a light, relieved environment.

There are many situations when something funny comes up and people laugh hard. It is very important for the bosses to break the ice between them and their employees so that a friendly space is created,

Here are some of the funniest office jokes that you can read and get inspired to make your own versions.

1. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the...

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Steven Wright Jokes

Steven Alexander Wright was born in December 6, 1955 and is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his unique stand-up comedy style which includes a slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
Below you can read twenty funniest stand-up comedy jokes by Steven Wright.

1. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

2. It’s a good apartment because they allow pets. I have a Shetland pony named Nikkie. Last summer Nikkie was involved in a bizarre electrolysis accident. All her hair was removed except for her tail. Now I rent her out to Hare Krishna family picnics.

3. Last time I went skiing, I had to get up at 5:00 in the morning. I knew I couldn’t do that, so I...

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