Hilarious Jokes About Holidays that Can Make Your Own a Memorable One

• A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: “Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas.” Santa writes back, “Dear Timmy send me me your mommy.”

• Why isn’t the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he’s already stuffed!

• A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house’s doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. “Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?” she asked. The boy replied, “Under my buckin’ hat.”

• A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, “What present are my sister and I going to get?” The dad answers, “I got you guys an iPad and iPod.” “Wow, thanks,” the son replies, “What will you give mom?” The dad says, “Your mom is getting an iRon.”

• What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!

• Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmastime? Because they were originally made for children but fathers want to play with them.

• Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
A: He hoe hoe hoes it.

• What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town and blow a few bucks.

• Why don’t witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on the broom!

Jokes courtesy: Laugh Factory