Science Jokes That Can Make Your Day

“Science is not only a disciple of reason but, also, one of romance and passion”, said Stephen Hawking. He is very much true. Science is not just a mere subject. It is a way of living. People who find science intriguing are so absorbed in it that they forget everything around them. Hundreds of people have devoted their lives for science, researching on different topics, discovering new things. It is something so common around us that we can even crack jokes on science. Here are few of the best science jokes.
• A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”
• Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
• Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.
• Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, “Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal.”
• Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says to the second, “I think I’ve lost an electron.” The second replies, “Are you sure?” to which the first retorts, “Yes, I’m positive.”
• Photons have mass? I didn’t know that they were Catholic.