Funniest Quotes by Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey is a Canadian American actor, comedian, impressionist, screenwriter, film producer and stand-up comedian who was born with the name James Eugene on January 17, 1962. This 53 years old talented actor/ stand-up comedian has received two Golden Globe Awards. His audience love his acting as well as his stand-up comedy and therefore he is known as one of the finest actors and comedians in Hollywood.
Carrey’s best works include; Once Bitten (1985), The Dead Pool (1988), Earth Girls Are Easy (1989), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), The Mask (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), Batman Forever (1995), Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), The Cable Guy (1996), Liar Liar (1997), The Truman Show (1998), Man on the Moon (1999), Me, Myself & Irene (2000), Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), The Majestic (2001), Bruce Almighty (2003), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), Horton Hears a Who! (2008) (voice), A Christmas Carol (2009), Mr. Popper’s Penguins (2011), The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), Kick-Ass 2 (2013), Dumb and Dumber To (2014) etc.
Here are the funniest quotes by Jim Carrey from his stand-up comedy performances:
1. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
2. But, you know, you can’t be a star at home.
3. Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
4. I don’t care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.
5. I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.
6. If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!
7. My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
8. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
9. There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
10. Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
11. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.
12. Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.
13. Somebody help me, I’m being spontaneous!
14. I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.
*15. There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’
16. It’s nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren’t the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.
17. One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
18. Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though.
19. I just want to be killer funny. You know kick ass piss in your pants run out of the theatre and rip you dick off and throw yourself into traffic funny!
20. If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we’re just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams
- I love playing ego and insecurity combined.